Recently, a colleague asked me if i was organic. Am *i* ORGANIC?! Come on! Clearly i'm inorganic. Yes, folks, this specimen is 100% synthetic - as are all of our products from the Person-Producing "farm". I'm like the human equivalent of a ChickieNob.
Today i noticed that my refrigerator is called The KELVINATOR. It just strikes me as funny. I dont think i could give it a better name if i tried.
I live in a "banana belt". That means warmer climate than those towns around us, but it also means some great mental images!
1 comment:
My fridge is named Roper, as in, you forgot your, your rooooooper!
(I love the KELVINATOR!!!!)
P.S. I am totally non-organic. More Borg than woman...resistance is futile! I mean, "assimilate this"...
Post a Comment