Anastasia has introduced the fun concept of AutoSummarizing. I have gotten a little carried away with it. Danger! Beware! Consider yourself warned!
I have AutoSummarized the AutoSummary of my novel. It seems the most important concept in my novel is that of love. Interesting. There have been some requests to read my novel. I am disinclined to acquiesce to sharing it in its entirety. Here it is - my novel, auto-summarized:
Right. Waiting. What if I don’t believe in destiny? We fell in love. People! If only it were that simple. Camp is a love machine. By loving him and allowing his love, I will break him. Sisters! All the phone calls. If we are careful, he will never know. Ha! I LOVE yams. I LOVE tempura. I LOVE YAM TEMPURA ROLLS. You will feel better if you do. I would if I was home alone. Some people! I love the human body! I couldn’t be linear if I tried. I love him. Usually we love without choosing. What if they are bunk? Good night. Good times. Ha! I cant remember. I cant love him. I cant let myself love him. Figure out love. Knit 1 stitch, knit 2 stitches together, knit 8 stitches, knit 2 stitches together, knit 3 stitches, knit 2 stitches together, knit 8 stitches, knit 2 stitches together, knit 1 stitch. Knit 1 stitch. I love her wisdom. If only I can remember it. Time to drink up! I wonder if there is an all-night confessional someplace…
5 comments:
to quote what I just wrote in your msn box...
"I still want to read your novel...auto summary is clearly a teaser."
OMG!
Your novel is the best! So full of love, and yam, and knitting. What could be better?
As Friedrich says: You must write from the depths of your soul!
I think you should publish.
Publish? To publish would be to have Harriet's diary fall into the hands of her classmates.
And what does Friedrich know anyways? His hands are empty, he has nothing to give, he certainly does not have his own published works to give as supporting evidence.
your novel sounds pretty bitchin'.
most definitely.
Well I don't need to read your novel. That auto summary was quite sufficient, I just extrapolated from it that there were aliens involved and an atomic bomb that the protagonist had to stop before the president was killed by the ghost of Muhamad Ali, who was brought back by the great wizard Hinkley and his pet dragon Mr. Snuggles, who are both on the payroll of the Nike Corporation, who by way of a new brand of running shoes that are knitted together, by the protagonist I might add, using a mind controling wool that when worn will force people to only buy Nike products. Oh and the protagonist falls in love with Mr. Snuggles.
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