Please, tell me you are allergic to something BEFORE I send it rushing through your veins. 'Nough said about that!
Dr. Pumpkinhead tells his resident that he's scared of the nurses. As it should be!
My coworker had a patient last night who was quite ill and quite large. When she came back from a round at 4am (while we were all sleepily trying to stay interested in a game of cards) and told us that said patient had diarrhea, we all just stared at her, willing ourselves to have misunderstood. Large person who barely fits in bed, can not get up without 4 nurses, diarrhea. WHAT?!?!?!? We just sat there, in disbelief, at a loss for how we were going to clean it up, until she yelled "HE SHIT THE BED". Then it was all action. You grab the towels! You grab the gowns! You grab the linens? Me? I had to stop giddily laughing. It was too unreal. Poo is gross, but its really funny when you are sleep-deprived. Unless you slip in it. Which I didn't. It was close though.
1 comment:
oh man. poop. poop stories are the best. that's a good one.
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