1) nurses are a strange breed
2) testicular piercings are gross
3) sometimes accidently snowing a patient ends up being in their best interest
4) quiet babies are unsettling in their rarity
5) sometimes you just have to make shit up and hope for the best
6) sometimes doctors make shit up and hope for the best (or that no one notices)
7) its ok to feel lost as a nurse because sometimes even doctors are stumped
8) dont let your coworkers diagnose you or they'll decide you are simultaneously pregnant, menopausal, diabetic, have kidney stones, AND have a UTI
9) even the most confident-appearing nurses sometimes like to run away from situations
10) always bring extra salty snacks and chocolate
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